Acknowledgements
Much thanks and appreciation to the following:

Mrs. Bostic for teaching me about intransitive verbs
My brother, Jacob, for telling me to never dull my stories.
My brother, Zach, for always telling me to find God first.
Mr. Atha for teaching me, the hard way, that you people will let you down.
Mrs. Wojtek for not telling me to go back to my seat.
Rachel for indirectly showing me that I need to stay down.